Narrator: Are we fuelled for a long flight over the pacific? How safe are we? At leas emergency equipment is on board, but boy, it's heavy. What's in it? What the heck? Good God! It's money! Well, that's nice - but it won't float. Backpacker: Miss? Miss? Darn, they're never around when you want them!

Backpacker is thoughtful and disturbed. He pulls the personal flotation device out from under his seat and checks it. He discover’s it’s packed full of money! He tries to find the flight attendant to ask about this, but she’s elsewhere.

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