Narrator: Or this guy, bugging other passengers. Bugging guy: (some inaudible remarks to people further up plane, then:) Hey mister! mister! I just saw the pilot! He's got scales! Scales! Like a reptile! I saw it! Narrator: Fruitcake, that guy. The trouble is, you're starting to understand how he feels.

A young man who looks confused is coming down the plane aisle, stopping to talk to passengers as he comes. He is wide-eyed, sweating, and he grips the seat-back too hard as he tells backpacker how he’s just seen the pilot and the pilot is not human.

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