Lady with the present: It's a new car! Narrator: That's why no one is noticing! They're giving away free stuff! Other voice: She got a new car? How come I only got tickets to the game? That's not fair! Waitaminnit! Hey, Miss! Bring some of that really good stuff back here! Narrator: Too late. That's life. You just can't get everything you want.

The lady handed the package by the stewardess opens it to discover a gift voucher for a free car. Other passengers, realizing that stuff is being given away – but not to everybody – set up a clamour for more rewards for themselves. The stewardess disappears into first class.

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