Briefcase man: Move slowly and casually to the back of the plane. Reach under seat C3. There is a parachute in the case. Take it into the tail, to the hatch. Read the directions. Strap on the chute, open the hatch door. Jump for it.

A figure in backpackers imagination goes through the motions as briefcase man explains. The directions read: Bailing out: 1- strap on parachute 2- open hatch door, jump 3- count to ten, pull ripcord. 4- on contact with water, raft will self inflate. 5- Automatic homing beacon on distress frequency is automatically triggered.

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